A Month of Haiku

Hunting Shadows
- Charles Todd

Cathedral Sniper -

Which victim was the target?

Old hatred simmers.

The Wide Window

- Lemony Snicket

Orphans and Aunt Jo

Her note warns about Capt' Sham 

Flesh leeches are near.

Book of a Thousand Days

- Shannon Hale

Two girls locked away,

One - loyal, One - scarred and scared,

Both must conquer fear.

Nurse Matilda
- Christianna Branch

"You don't want me here,
But I will stay and help you
Till you see what's right".

Anne's House of Dreams
- L. M. Montgomery

Tears and joy mingle,
The unexpected happens,
It's all quite flow'ry.

The Lone Star Ranger
- Zane Grey

Action, Adventure
Ego at the start and end,
Pew, Pew, Pew, Pew, Pew!

Right Ho, Jeeves
- P. G. Wodehouse

Bertie wants to help,
But dealing with newts and sharks,
Jeeves' brains are required.

Henrietta, Who?
- Catherine Aird

A murder by car, 
A girl's lost identity,
A jumble of lies. 

Through the Fire
- Hester Burton

Fire in Pudding Lane,
No escape for the Quakers -
Innocents locked up.


"Even when I'm alone I have real good company - dreams and imaginations and pretendings. I like to be alone now and then, just to think over things and taste them. But I love friendships - and nice, jolly little times with people." Anne's House of Dreams

A man, a woman and a cat

Futher Chronicles of Avonlea

- L. M. Montgomery

A number of years ago I decided to try and collect the full set of L. M Montgomery books. I already had two or three in a particular edition and I liked how they smell old and have water colour covers. Since then I have regularly trawled second hand books stores, online stores and ebay and my collection now stands at 19 books. Most of the covers look fantastic but there are a couple that have clearly been done by a different artist and the cover art for these books can be questionable.

One of these more unusal covers is for the short story collection Further Chronicles of Avonlea. For your enjoyment I have placed here a picture of the cover.

This cover is so confusing! 

What is happening and what is going on with that cat? The woman is sitting down you would assume, but the angles make no sense. What is that brown thing in her lap, a blanket, a leg or the side of the chair? If it the side of the chair what is her other arm propped on? Is the cat also sitting on her lap or is is sitting on some material that coincidentally matches the colour of her dress? The cat is three times the size of her head, why is the cat so large? How is that coffee table standing? The legs seem as if they wouldn't be able to hold the weight of the plant. And then the man, why is he sitting behind her? If he has come to talk to her why would he sit facing her back? Why is he so cheerful? Maybe she doesn't know he is there? Why is she ignoring him if she does know he is there? I'm pretty sure the man and the cat have a shared joke.

This is one of the most bizarre covers I have ever seen but thankfully they aren't all as strange as this one. I have read the short story that centers around this cover art but I can't remember it at all, I think I need a refresher. Maybe it is about a man and cat who trick a sad woman to sit in a narrow uncomfortable chair so they can laugh at her. 

Here is one of my favourites covers from this collection - 

And here is my collections so far. I only need three more to make it complete. 

Questions on Classic Books

1. What is a classic book that you didn't like?

Wide Sargasso Sea by Jean Rhys.  This is a prequel to Jan Eyre and I didn't like this book because of how much they changed the character of Rochester. He is never the classic hero in Jane Eyre but he is definitely the bad boy in the novel Wide Sargasso Sea which turns him into a cruel, shiftless and self absorbed man. The greatest issue Rhys seems to have with Rochester is his actions towards Bertha and I understand how this section of Jane Eyre is foreign to modern readers. In today's society when someone in your family has a mental illness it is frowned upon to lock them in an attic. But mental health was viewed very differently in the 19th century and I don't think there are clear examples of Rochester's neglect of Bertha. Bertha is actively trying to kill Rochester and he still provides medical help for her as well as a full time career. I have no problem with authors having a go at writing sequels or prequels to classic books but this vast removal from Charlotte Bronte's vision frustrates me. It is like someone coming along and drawing skeleton men all over the sails of the Sydney Opera House and saying it is all right because they view the opera house as a place of death and skeletons. Maybe they do view it that way, fair enough, but it is not their property to doodle on. 

2. What is your favourite time period to read about?
Medieval, Viking, Roman, 16-19th Century Europe, Regency, Elizabethan, American Civil war... I could go on. This question should be worded what time period do you not read about. 

3. What is the classic book that you are most embarrassed you haven't read yet?
To Kill A Mocking Bird by Harper Lee. I keep putting this off because I am worried the the ending of court case will frustrate me too much. I know most of the story already, do I actually have to read it?

4. What are five classics you would like to read?
Dracuala by Bram Stoker, On the Beach by Nevil Shute, Oliver Twist by Charles Dickens, The Mysteries of Udolpho by Ann Radcliff, Gone with the Wind by Margaret Mitchell

5. What is your favourite movie or tv series based on a classic book?
Cranford based on the novels set in the village of Cranford by Elizabeth Gaskell. I like how the tv series and novels show excitement in the little things that occur in village life. 

6. What is the worst classic to movie adaption?
Pride and Prejudice 2005. Similar to Wide Sargasso Sea, I feel this adaption goes too far away from the novel. Lizzie's station in life is changed, the whole village is much more rustic and unrefined, and the characters are crass. At best this was the idea of Pride and Prejudice but certainly not a close copy of the original. There would have been no pig just wandering around indoors at the Bennet household!!

7. What is an under hyped classic you would recommend to anyone?
Kidnapped by Robert Louis Stevenson. This book is not completely unheard of but it is certainly over shadowed by Treasure Island. The protagonist David Balfour is an unreliable narrator and his indecision and mistakes create a lot of confusion and adventure. Alan Stewart who travels with David is also a very complex character and I found I kept switching my opinion on whether he was a scoundrel or not. This book set in 18th century Scotland sees David and Alan being pursued over sea and through the Scottish highlands. This is a good old fashioned adventure book, that could be read by anyone!

Bertie steps up to the plate

Thank you, Jeeves,

- P. G. Wodehouse 

In this Jeeves and Wooster novel chaos, miscommunication, and conflagrations once again harass the hapless characters. The book begins with Bertie's realisation that his calling in life is to be one of the world's great banjolele players. This calling is very clear to him but not to any of his neighbours, friends or Jeeves and soon Bertie is faced with a decision. Either he must cease his aspirations with the banjolele or Jeeves will leave his service. The decision is made and the banjolele comes out on top. Bertie moves to the village of Chuffnell Regis with his new man, the morose Brinkly but Bertie and Jeeves will not be separated for long. The cottage where he will be staying is owned by Bertie's old school friend Chuffy and Chuffy's new valet is Jeeves. Joining the throng at Chuffnell Regis is; Seabury - Chuffy's nephew who is demanding protection money, Sir Rodderick Glossup - the famous nerve doctor who believes that Bertie should be certified, J. Washburn Stoker - the american millionaire who hates Bertie and his daughter Pauline Stoker, who was once engaged to Bertie.

Bertie must ward off a murderous valet, escape kidnap and try to save Chuffy's love life all while being harassed by the ever watchful Police Sergeant Voules who lives next door. 

I love Jeeves and Wooster books because they are cleverly written and they can always brighten my mood. I also love them because of Bertie's character. He is not a clever man, in fact Jeeves himself states that Bertie can be "mentally somewhat negligent" but his other qualities make up for this in spades. In world politics today it seems like those looking for power see strength in rudeness, bullying and intimidation. I will always prefer the Berties of the world who find that the qualities of cheerfulness and resilience are just as compelling.

My rating; 5 Stars

"He sighed slightly. All this talk of my going to shows was distressing him. What he really wanted was to see was me sprinting down Park Lane with the mob after me with dripping knives... The man annoyed me. I hadn't the slightest objection to his spending his time planning massacres for the bourgeoisie, but I was dashed if I could see why he couldn't do it with a bright and cheerful smile." 

When the going gets tough...

The Fated Sky
- Henrietta Branford

I think we can all agree that life can be tough. I know there have been many instances in my life where I have felt like dramatically falling to my knees, clenching my fists and howling "Nooooooo!" However, overall I live a comfortable, happy life and one of the most difficult moments in my day can be when I realise the peanut butter has been left in the fridge making it solid and unspreadable for my toast. The agony of it all!

It is helpful to get some reality on how good I have it and this book The Fated Sky served well as a cuff on the ear. 

Ran is a teenage girl living with her mother and grandmother on an outlying Viking homestead. Her brothers and father were Viking warriors/slavers/traders who died far from home. Recently an old flame of Ran's mother has turned up and he and her mother start to make life difficult for Ran. This old flame has a crazy viking name starting with a V, I haven't seen it in print since I listened to the audio book and I have no idea how you would spell the name so we shall call him Vile V. Every year those living on the outlying homesteads gather for a time of feasting at the central grand house and Ran, her mother and Vile V set off on the difficult three day journey. The wilds of Norway are still very wild and there is the risk of being attacked by wolves or dying from exposure and cold. A day out from the grand house they are attacked by a pack of wolves and Ran's mother is critically wounded. Vile V wild with grief lashes Ran with his fury as they rush the last couple of miles. Ran hopes for sanctuary and peace at the grand house but she swiftly comes to the realisation that there can be danger anywhere and she has no cards to play. 

Ran is living in a time where young women are possessions not people and whoever owns you has the right to do with you as they will. In the book, one woman casually tells another to avoid travelling with a certain man because he will attack and sell her. Everyone knows this but no one will make any effort to condemn or stop him, it's just the way things are. This is a time when superstition, and religious fear rule and people are chosen at random to be brutally sacrificed to appease the anger of the gods.  It's best to make the most of what you have when you have it because quite likely it will be stolen, destroyed, attacked, burnt, killed or die. The moments of mercilessness in this book really shocked me and it was hard to listen to how some characters reacted to their onerous lives with vicious and evil behaviour. Ran's experience was not sugar coated it showed her tough life and I think this contributed towards a number of negative reviews this book has recieved. This book was raw and harsh but it managed to not revel in the ugliness of the situations. 

The thing that stopped this book from being four hours of wallowing despair were the tiny rainbows of hope throughout the story. Ran found beauty in the the rugged landscape of Norway and Iceland and I liked her descriptions of what she saw. Also, even in the midst of the conflict in this novel, some of the characters showed that it is possible to make your own happiness. 

My rating: 3.5 stars

Eccentric is cool

Death in the Stocks

- Georgette Heyer

I really enjoyed about 90% of this book, it was clever, funny and the murder happened in the first chapter. All good signs of a murder mystery novel in my opinion! 

The book begins with the body of Arnold Vereker being discovered in historical stocks set in the middle of a village green. The suspects seem obvious as Arnold's half brother and sister both come out of the situation extremely financially well off. Also not helping their case, Kenneth and Antonia Vereker seem completely unperturbed by their half brother's murder. They are openly happy that Arnold is dead and they thoroughly enjoy taunting the police as they revel in eccentricity. I found many similarities between Kenneth and Antonia and Jean Ralphio and Mona Lisa Saperstein. Since I love Jean Ralphio and Mona Lisa I loved the Vereker siblings. Their honesty was refreshing and their loyalty to each other was endearing. The other cast of characters include the Vereker's laid back lawyer, Kenneth's gold digger fiance and the Vereker's grumpy housekeeper/maid/guard dog. 

The mystery itself was not all that difficult to wok out as there was some not so subtle hinting in my opinion but the characters in the book were fantastic which made the novel enjoyable overall. My only frustration was I felt that in the last couple of chapters some of the characters had their personalities watered down.

My rating - 4 stars.

"People who start a sentence with personally (and they're always women) ought to be thrown to the lions. It's a repulsive habit." 

Feminism in 900 AD

Hidden
- Donna Jo Napoli

This book begins just after Brigid escaped from a slave ship off the coast off Denmark in 900 AD. Brigid as an Irish princess had known a privileged life but her new situation - alone and in a distant country - places her suddenly at the bottom of the pecking order. As a foreigner, a female and with no family she has very few rights and very few people to rely on. She is constantly vulnerable to being used and possessed but Brigid is a fighter and she refuses to be controlled just because she is a female. She goes from being a virtual slave to an adopted daughter of a queen to a pirate captain. Through the years her single aim is to find and rescue her sister who had been kidnapped at the same time. 

One of the reason I love historical fiction so much is because I feel transported into another time period and I can have a view into that time's different lifestyle and traditions. "Hidden" didn't conceal the harshness of the time period and I really felt like I experienced the effort it would have taken just to live and function during this period of history. Some historical fiction is almost written like contemporary literature just with everyone living in castles and wearing long dresses or tunics. However in this novel the differences between my life and Brigid's life were stark and shocking.

This novel started slowly but the last half was so suspenseful and engaging it made up for this and I stayed up late finishing it. I would not recommend this to someone who is more interested in frou-frou/ romance historical fiction but if  you like Rosemary Sutcliff novels I think you will enjoy this book.

My rating-

4.5 stars



"You are a pirate? Alfhild, my Alfhid?"
"I am Brigid."
"Brigid?"
"I was hidden before. But I'm Brigid inside."