Wednesday, February 27, 2013

Fantastic Poetry #1


Another literary thing I love is poetry. I'm not a big fan of modern poetry that is all blank verse and weirdness but if you go back in history to find poetry from the Romantic and Victorian eras, to me there is nothing quite like it. As a musician I love the music of poetry how it can flow so naturally with a beautiful sense of pulse. Here below is a poem by Letitia Elizabeth Landon, a fairly scandalous poetess from Victorian times. I like how this poem reminds me of poems like 'The Lady of Shalott' but this one has a twist and a bit of a jibe at the melodramatic view of undying love and beauty. 

Poetry is best enjoyed when read aloud so I dare you to do it! You know you want to. Even if you normally hate poetry or are right now sitting in a highly populated area, just sprout forth. It's good to have people think you are insane every once in a while!


The Proud Ladye

Oh, what could the ladye’s beauty match,

              If it were not the ladye’s pride?
            An hundred knights from far and near
              Woo’d at that ladye’s side.

            The rose of the summer slept on her cheek,
              It’s lily upon her breast,
            And her eye shone forth like the glorious star
              That rises the first in the west.

There were some that woo’d for her land and gold,
  And some for her noble name,
And more that woo’d for her loveliness;
  But her answer was still the same.

“There is a steep and lofty wall,
  Where my warders trembling stand;
He who at speed shall ride round its height,
  For him shall be my hand.”

Many turn’d away from the deed,
  The hope of their wooing o’er;
But many a young knight mounted the steed
  He never mounted more.

At last there came a youthful knight,
  From a strange and far countrie,
The steed that he rode was white as the foam
  Upon a stormy sea.

And she who had scorn’d the name of love,
Now bow’d before its might,
And the ladye grew meek as if disdain
  Were not made for that stranger knight.

She sought at first to steal his soul
  By dance, song, and festival;
At length on bended knee she pray’d
  He would not ride the wall.

But gaily the young knight laugh’d at her fears,
  And flung him on his steed,—
There was not a saint in the calendar
  That she pray’d not to in her need.

She dar’d not raise her eyes to see
  If heaven had granted her prayer,
Till she heard a light step bound to her side,—
  The gallant knight stood there!

And took the ladye Adeline
  From her hair a jewell’d band,
Bu the knight repell’d the offer’d gift,
  And turn’d from the offer’d hand.

“And deemest thou that I dared this deed,
  Ladye, for love of thee?
The honour that guides the soldier’s lance
  Is mistress enough for me.

“Enough for me to ride the ring,
  The victor’s crown to wear;
But not in honour of the eyes
Of any ladye there.

“I had a brother whom I lost
  Through thy proud crueltie,
And far more was to me his love,
  Than woman’s love can be.

“I came to triumph o’er the pride
  Through which that brother fell,
I laugh to scorn thy love and thee,
  And now, proud dame, farewell!”

And from that hour the ladye pined,
  For love was in her heart,
And on her slumber there came dreams
  She could not bid depart.

Her eye lost all its starry light,
  Her cheek grew wan and pale,
            Till she hid her faded loveliness
  Beneath the sacred veil.

And she cut off her long dark hair,
  And bade the world farewell,
And she now dwells a veiled nun
In Saint Marie’s cell.

                                                1825





Friday, February 22, 2013

Ordinary Kate

Kate Rider
- Hester Burton

It is 1646 and England is in the middle of the Civil War between King Charles the First and Oliver Cromwell leader of the Parliamentarian army. Kate Rider is the twelve year old daughter of a middle class farmer away at war against the king and she couldn't feel more insignificant and ordinary. It is not that she sees herself as lowly but that she realises what seems to her the smallness of her influence and importance. The Rider is a family of strong willed, opinionated people and Kate's placidity and child like attitude infuriates her mother, brother Adam and sister Priscilla. The only member of her family that Kate really feels she relates to is her brother Ralph who has had to go sea leaving Kate feeling lost at home.

At the beginning of the story Kate is convinced in her views that her father is a hero and that the Parliamentarians are fighting for what is right. However, her foundations are rocked by opposition that comes right from the heart of their family when Adam reveals his Royalist loyalties. The short period of peace in the war and the return of Kate's father in 1647 does not bring peace to the Rider family. Adam simmers with indignation for the King while his father reels in a sense of betrayal. Kate struggles to balance her love for her gentle father with the awe she has always held for her prickly brother. Soon afterwards Adam runs away and makes an unwise marriage to Kate's best friend and their penniless neighbor Tamsin. He and Tamsin are determined to be independent and they hide themselves away in a nearby city leaving two troubled families behind them. Things only grow worse however with a new outbreak of war in 1648 which will for the first time pit the father and son against each other in battle. The final crisis arises when Kate, Adam and Tamsin are trapped in the siege of the Royalist defended city Colchester.

It can be easy to hate a distant enemy. It can be easy to absolutely despise the person who is putting your loved ones at risk.  If there is no real connection with the enemy, no background story or face that springs to mind, blame and loathing can sprout up like a rampant weed. It is not so easy though, when the enemy is your brother, your best friend and their helpless baby. Civil War tears the strongest ties apart as families rip away and turn on each other. Loyalties are destroyed and no matter the outcome there will always be loss and defeat.

By the end of this book Kate without evening noticing the change, through her quietness and courage has become a stalwart of the family. Her love for her family on both sides is focal in the final rebuilding of the family.

I think Hester Burton is a fantastic author because she gives such a personal, revealing view into history by showing events through the eyes of people from the masses rather than through the key movers of the time. Through her books you can see how history effected so many people in such large ways. Kate isn't an important person in history and in this book she has a very small circle of movement and power but she is someone a reader is able to relate to and history becomes real in seeing it through her eyes.


"He [Adam] saw it all she thought. He saw how terrible it was for their father to be out there on Lexden Heath in arms against his son.
'Why, Kate? Why did he go? He must have known that I should be with Colonel Lucas?'
'Because he had to fight for what he thought was right,' she replied bleakly. 
'And so must I, Kate.'
Gone was the pride and exultation of war.
'And so must I,' he said again,
The words were wrung from him in agony. 
She ached for him.
'I think Father understands,' she murmured.
'And Mother? And Ralph?'
She did not know. But that Adam should care what they thought: that Adam torn between his loyalty to the King and his love of his family, should feel so guilty and lost, pulled at her heart. She sat on in the shadows at his side without speaking, overwhelmed with pity."

Thursday, January 31, 2013

Bertie

"Jeeves in the Morning"
P.G.Wodehouse

In Ancient History at school I had to write a 500 word essay on whether Alexander the Great had the right to claim that he was 'Great'. Did he just get away with it because he could wipe out your nation if you so much as snickered at him or did he really deserve it? I thought this was pretty deep stuff and I felt very wise as I pondered what made someone 'great'.

Since then I have wanted to write this massive work comparing and contrasting well known or not well known people from all different periods of time and walks of life to see what exactly made greatness. My history obsession really comes out at times like this and I get all excited when I think of whom I would include in my list. So many options! So much discovery! So many factors! But there is one person at least who I can immediately put my 'Charise's Seal of Greatness' on right from the beginning and his name is Sir Pelham Grenville Wodehouse.

P.G. Wodehouse in my opinion vies for the title of best comedy author EVER. Strong words I know but let me tell you about one of his novels, "Jeeves in the Morning".

Character List:

Bertie Wooster- a foppish young man of leisure. He attempts to help his friends out of sticky situations but generally only make them stickier. Bertie is very emotionally affected by the situations he gets himself into. He has a bad habit of getting himself engaged to difficult women.

Jeeves- Bertie's valet. He spends much of his time freeing the young master from terrible scrapes. Jeeves is the perfect servant always giving a sense of calm. It is a commonly held belief that Jeeves knows everything and that the brilliance of his brain is down to the eating of fish.

Florence Craye- a strong minded female authoress who enjoys molding men she thinks are weak minded by making them read improving books. She is engaged to Stilton Chessewright but their relationship is rocky at the best of times. She used to be engaged to Bertie.

Aunt Agatha- Bertie's tough aunt who chews broken glass and offers human sacrifices. Aunt Agatha is determined to marry Bertie off to a domineering woman who will change his flighty ways.

Uncle Percy/ Lord Worplesdon- the second husband of Aunt Agatha and father of Florence and Edwin. He terrifies most people with his commanding presence but he himself is terrified of his wife. He once chased a young Bertie across hard country with a riding crop after finding him smoking in the shrubbery. He is a shipping magnate of great renown.

Stilton Cheesewright- has known Bertie since when they were both at Eaton together. He has a low opinion of Bertie's ability at rowing and feels threatened by Bertie's previous engagement to Florence. Stilton is the police officer at Steeple Bumpleigh and he wishes to remove Bertie by force if necessary from the immediate surrounds.

Nobby Hopwood- a ward of Uncle Percy and a good egg. Nobby enlists Bertie's help as she and Boko Fittleworth try to convince Uncle Percy to let them be married.

Boko Fittleworth- an old friend of Bertie's. He is an aspiring film writer with a bad fashion sense and even worse social presence when nervous. Uncle Percy despises the ground he walks on.

Edwin the Boy Scout- the brother of Florence and the son of Lord Worplesdon. He moves around Steeple Bumpleigh hitting suspected burglars over the head with his scout stick and accidentally setting cottages on fire as he attempts to do his good deeds. Bertie ranks him high on the list of England's Rogues' Gallery.

J. Chichester Clam- an unsuspecting American shipping magnate who stumbles into the hell-hole of Steeple Bumpleigh.

The book begins with Bertie vowing and declaring he will never set a toenail near Steeple Bumpleigh, home of his Aunt Agatha. However, following the pleas of help from his friends Boko and Nobby and with the knowledge that Aunt Agatha is away, he ventures to this picturesque setting. Very quickly though Bertie realises he has made a terrible mistake. Even without Aunt Agatha's presence, the shadow of Steeple Bumpleigh lingers and he is faced with unwanted engagements, broken friendships, violence and the loss of a Sindbad the Sailor costume.

This book is fantastic because Wodehouse is such a great author. It is a light, easy to read book but Wodehouse is a master of description and character writing and while reading it, it is clear this is quality stuff. It is not at all forced, just a genius comedy writer doing what he does best.

Just because they are awesome, some P.G. Wodehouse quotes-

“Freddie experienced the sort of abysmal soul-sadness which afflicts one of Tolstoy's Russian peasants when, after putting in a heavy day's work strangling his father, beating his wife, and dropping the baby into the city's reservoir, he turns to the cupboards, only to find the vodka bottle empty.”

“Mike nodded. A sombre nod. The nod Napoleon might have given if somebody had met him in 1812 and said, "So, you're back from Moscow, eh?”

“It is no use telling me there are bad aunts and good aunts. At the core, they are all alike. Sooner or later, out pops the cloven hoof. ”

“I flung open the door. I got a momentary flash of about a hundred and fifteen cats of all sizes and colours scrapping in the middle of the room, and then they all shot past me with a rush and out of the front door; and all that was left of the mob scene was the head of a whacking big fish, lying on the carpet and staring up at me in a rather austere sort of way, as if it wanted a written explanation and apology.”

“There are moments, Jeeves, when one asks oneself, 'Do trousers matter?'"
"The mood will pass, sir.”

Saturday, January 26, 2013

Princess Ben

'Princess Ben' - Catherine Gilbert Murdock

I was at uni one day with a big gap with nothing to do till orchestra started. Boredom set in so I set off on an adventure to my favourite place to go at uni. The bookshop of course! Being a poor uni student I didn't often buy a book but just being in the presence of books, reading the back of them, seeing them, holding them, smelling them was still pretty awesome. I'm really not insane, promise. However on this special day I made a decision to actually buy this book that caught my eye. Surprise, surprise it was 'Princess Ben'!

Before you sneer at me and whisper 'princess girl' behind your hand I am not a crazy princess person. Yes, I do like Disney princess movies but in moderation. When I was little I didn't dress up as a princess with a tutu and lisp about being a beautiful pwincess waiting for my pwince. Instead when my sisters and I played dress-ups I liked dressing as a poor peasant with lots of tatty shawls and weeping about my starving family (still not insane).

Princess Ben isn't like other Princess books. In most 'princess books' the main character is unbelievably beautiful so much so that she is the desire of every man in the kingdom. However, she is not caught up with her beauty because she is so tender hearted, strong willed and self assured that her life goal is grant the wish of every peasant in the kingdom and create world peace. In contrast to this Princess Ben is overweight, prejudiced, caught up with her own problems, stubborn and unteachable. Princess Ben is a princess I feel you can actually relate to. She isn't serene, she is silly. 

This book is hilarious! Ben gets caught up in some ridiculous scenarios and during the book she really has to work hard at growing up and becoming dependable enough to rule the kingdom. In this book Ben has to be taught how to act like a proper polite princess by her cold elegant aunt who Ben hates. If she does not become the ruler the kingdom expects her to be she will be forced to marry the prince who bids the highest. If Ben can sulk her way out of trouble she will do it. 

I love this book!! Read it. 

"The day of the ball was spent preparing me much as one prepares a goose for Christmas, with the same ultimate effect."

Ten

My current favourite ten books:


1. Joy in the Morning - P. G. Wodehouse



2. The Merlin Conspiracy - Diana Wynne Jones





















3. The Horse and his Boy - C. S. Lewis 


















4. Heir Apparent - Vivian Vande Velde





















5. David Copperfield - Charles Dickens





















6. Princess Ben - Catherine Gilbert Murdock





















7. Bonnie Dundee - Rosemary Sutcliff





















8. Howl's Moving Castle - Diana Wynne Jones





















9. The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien




















10. Twelfth Night - William Shakespeare








I am Elizabeth

'Being Elizabeth Bennet- Create Your Own Jane Austen Adventure' 
- Emma Campbell Webster

You read the title of this book and you scream. You toss it wildly across the room away from you, not because you despise the book but because this must be a dream and if you keep holding the book you might wake from the dream. 

I didn't quite react this way when I saw this book in the book store but almost. I was extremely excited by the idea of this book as I am sure you are too. Who doesn't LOVE create your adventure books? and who doesn't LOVE Jane Austen? If you answered 'Me' to either of those questions this is the end of our beautiful friendship. But enough of that, to the book!

'Being Elizabeth Bennet' begins the story from the start Pride and Prejudice. The main story is simply retold until you reach your first decision and then things begin to get exciting. Your first decision is whether you should wander down the path to your right or meander down the path on your left. Not a taxing decision to make you might think but in this book no decision is simple. Whether it is a decision to attend a picnic or not, or whether to accept Mr Darcy's proposal first time round, death, despair or delirious happiness could be just around the corner. In the time that I have read this book I have died many, many times. Poor Lizzie I am afraid, must accept constant death though because I am determined to try every option. My favourite death so far (can I say have one?) is Lizzie dying of a broken spirit as Mr Wickham burns sections of the bible in front of her. 

Another exciting aspect of this book is that all the other Jane Austen characters make cameo appearances through the story. You can meet the Crawfords when they visit Netherfield Park, bump into Anne Elliot in Bath and be strongly rebuked by Mr Knightly. I really wanted to see what would happen if I matched Lizzie up with other Austen heroes and it really got my imagination going. Could Lizzie be really happy with any other lead or even not lead male from Jane Austen books? Could you do this massive swap husbands thing and end up with Emma Woodhouse and Henry Tilney together? or Fanny Price and Colonel Brandon? Edmund Bertram and Elinor Dashwood? The possibilities are endless and very interesting. However, let's just keep Mr Tilney single and alive today so I can meet him!

I think this book is great! The only negative I have is that I think Lizzie deserves more happiness from the different endings. The majority end with her dead or distraught but hey, if it all becomes too morose perfect excuse to watch the dvd again! (The six hour version of course, death to the new adaption!)


 Hmmm...













Saturday, January 5, 2013

Introduction...

Aha!

This is my blog of book reviews! So it is pretty exciting stuff that will be coming up.
I love books! I could read them all the time so I will share my love of books with you through reviewing some of my favorites.

I am sure many people could say they can know a lot about you by the books you like to read.

Horror!

I dread to think what they might come up with about my personality.
I like humour, fantasy, mystery and most of all historical fiction. However if it is historical fiction, it must be accurate about really historical details because it makes it so much more interesting and you feel like you are becoming more intelligent just by reading a fun book. Hooray!

I am going to have super fun reading and writing for this blog and you should have super fun reading it. If you are not, then you need to decide to have super fun and you will. It's all mental.

Such super fun!


Also, here is a video to explain my name- Barbarian 1+ donkey. Just sit back and enjoy this quality viewing.